I hate women in general.
They make the worst kinds of friends.
Most of them are criminals
Because they steal all my men.
They love to make me jealous
With their thin bodies and naturally great hair,
While I work hard on my appearance
And have wobbly bits here and there.
They’re beautiful and successful
And confident to boot,
While I’m always miserable
Because I’m lucky to just be “cute.”
Men aren’t any greater,
But here’s the truth:
I’d rather be the only hen
In the roosters’ coop.
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